Ohio State and Nebraska fans band together.
The "Huskeyes"
Feb 142011
A friend sent a pic of a custard shop sign reading
PEANUT BUTTER CUP
VEGGIE BURGER
I envision this:
Peanut Butter Cup Veggie Burger
Feb 072011
I’m calling it “The War Room.”
A sign will greet all entering:
“Gentlemen, you CAN fight in here!”
Feb 072011
Pia Mater.
I have a strong suspicion my brain is pink.
Feb 072011
Shouldn’t it be called “Them”?
…you make an ass of umptions.
Feb 072011
Can I call ‘em
“Antohomonyms”?
Call me sentimental…but on the day after Christmas each year,
I punch out the first stranger I see.
Feb 072011
They’re usually like pieces of wedding cake.
They seem like a good idea before you start.
Then they’re hard to finish, and you regret them after.
My left brain accused my right of being “too clever by half.”
The right responded “It takes two to tango.”
