Ohio State and Nebraska fans band together.
A friend sent a pic of a custard shop sign reading
PEANUT BUTTER CUP
I envision this:
Peanut Butter Cup Veggie Burger
I’m calling it “The War Room.”
A sign will greet all entering:
“Gentlemen, you CAN fight in here!”
I have a strong suspicion my brain is pink.
Shouldn’t it be called “Them”?
…you make an ass of umptions.
Can I call ‘em
Call me sentimental…but on the day after Christmas each year,
I punch out the first stranger I see.
They’re usually like pieces of wedding cake.
They seem like a good idea before you start.
Then they’re hard to finish, and you regret them after.
My left brain accused my right of being “too clever by half.”
The right responded “It takes two to tango.”